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cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

deatheaters:

nobody said it would be this hard.

“For you, I’d steal the stars.”

— A Six Word Poem ( on how you deserve galaxies) —

funniestpicturesdaily:

What a student gave to one of my teachers

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

mishasminions:

fictionalmasterpiece:

rainnecassidy:

ouyangdan:

piratemoggy:

shakespearelove:

This.
Is exactly what I needed after a nap.

This is extremely unacceptable I need to put it on my blog.

supernaturalwanderlust:

is this how he does it with women

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he grabs their shoulders, doesn’t he

dutchster:

don’t you hate it when you wake up to go to the bathroom but all of a sudden you’re on tumblr for 2 weeks and all your plants are dead now

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